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Huge ‘A’ from Japan tsunami washes ashore in Oregon.

posted June 11, 2012 /

Giant letter believed first vowel in word ‘JAPAN.’ NEWPORT, OREGON (Neuters) – Spotted floating off the shore of the Oregon coast two [...]
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Asshole passenger who refuses to turn off cell phone brings down airliner

posted May 27, 2012 /

Dipshit heard telling others, “If having your cell phone on could make us crash they wouldn’t even let you bring them on the plane.” [...]
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The Many Faces of Vladimir Putin

posted May 14, 2012 /

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John Edwards’ Trial: Another Shocking Revelation

posted May 1, 2012 /

Young’s testimony pulls the rug out from under presidential candidate. GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA (Neuters) The trial of ex-Senator John Edwards has had [...]
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Large Hadron Collider discovers long-sought elementary particle.

posted April 15, 2012 /

CERN facility announces stunning breakthrough. GENEVA, SWITZERLAND (Neuters) In a dramatic discovery, experiments at the CERN Large Hadron Collider have unexpectedly led [...]
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Meet the Beetles

posted April 2, 2012 /

Starbucks outrages vegan community with beetle shell food coloring. SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (Neuters) While making a move towards eliminating artificial ingredients in their [...]
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Uncontacted Tribe Discovered in Amazon

posted March 21, 2012 /

Dense forest, primitive technology, lack of cell coverage cited as reasons for isolation. MANAUS, BRAZIL (Neuters) Researchers from Brazil’s Indian Protection Agency [...]
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New Mayan tablet found, alters perception of Apocalypse.

posted March 14, 2012 /

Ancient calendar spells doom for entire world – or simply some minor discomfort. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO (Neuters) – In an effort [...]
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Putin cries on Kremlin steps.

posted March 6, 2012 /

Election victory speech brings on tears for Russian President-for-Life. MOSCOW, RUSSIA (Neuters) – Last night Vladimir Putin took the stage just outside [...]
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Fighting Continues in Hams

posted February 26, 2012 /

Attacks on pig residents unabated, even as International Red Cross moves in. Secretary of State Clinton calls for a halt to violence. [...]
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Santorum Questions Obama’s Heliocentrism

posted February 20, 2012 /

Says “Earth moving around the sun is an untested theory not based on Bible.” COLUMBUS, OHIO (Neuters) – Republican presidential candidate [...]
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For Republican Presidential Candidate, Palin Endorses Toast

posted February 14, 2012 /

Says she’s “Finally found her intellectual match.” WASHINGTON, DC (Neuters) – After a rousing speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference where [...]